I’ve come to realize that I’m falling down a tad in my creepy older guy bona fides. I should make people go …ewwww…from time to time.
However, I’ll probably be so low key with this it’ll just seem kinda charming albeit hopefully vaguely creepy. There is a model out there who flat makes my eyes cross with something that slides over from lust to hot damn to the kind of sigh I uttered when I fell in love with Audrey Hepburn.
Her name is Melissa Troutt and I’m too lazy to post pictures so you’ll just have to go seek her out on the web. She does fashion and a lot of nudes but not really pornographic. If she ever did do something hardcore it would destroy the space time continuum(did I spell that right?) because men could not handle it and we would all burst simultaneously. And also, I don’t think I want her to…where she is now is just …ahhh…
There’s a little Ashley Judd in her look and I think it’s also in the eyes…she has a look that’s riveting, tummy fluttering and goddess next door who smiles while she slips on her latex glove to probe you into delirium and insanity. But that’s a personal fantasy of mine as I digress here…
The ultimate Melissa Troutt photo is not all that revealing. She’s laying on what should be her holy shrine of a tummy, head resting on one manacled hand and she’s gazing into your eyes. She also has one foot chained and dangling seductively in the background. I lost the power of speech for a half hour the first time I saw it. Personal thang…she’s delicious. Was I just a little creepy? Hope so..
